I love stories from my buddy Myles... This one is of the supernatural return of lost property... you have to work hard on Myles' unique Maidenhead street patois ... also before you are offended by Myles' comment about a "cheeky Indian" please note Myles is of Indian extraction too.. so here's the story in Myles own inimitable style...
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From: Myles Dhillon
Date: 2009/11/13
Subject: Brozefs
To:
Dope story, ill be as brief as possible without loosing the gnarleyness of how gnarley God is.
So i called one of Becs friends yesterday to see if she wanted to meet me at a market i was gonna go to - this was the first time i will have met or spoke to her and on the phone she told me she wasnt really up for going anywhere as she has lost her bag or rather she had her front door open and she thinks some cheeky indian came in an nicked it. Maybe the rubbish dude. Sucks hey.
So i was like hey that sucks ..... and shared a few stories with her about stuff id heard from bethel, like "I want my keys" and "I want my breifcase" ask someone if you dont know about these. Then i just took authority over her bag and claimed that everything was made in the Glory, so everything can go in and out of the Glory realm so i asked if God would disolve it into the Glory from wherever it was and 'pop' it back into reality. Like take it into the spirutal realm and then transport it and bring it back, i dunno what i prayed really but thats what i was thinking anyway.
So she calls me like 6 hours later and tells me that after we spoke she looked for her bag for like 2 hours with her house mate. Tis a big bag, i saw it today and her flat is small with not much stuff. She went into her room and put her computer on her bed and started listening to a sermon she lay down on her bed and basically when the talk had finished she lay and hung out with god for a bit and fell asleep, woke up. Bear in mind no one is in her house now and the front door is definatly locked since she is now parra about being robbed, she closed her laptop so it was flat and behind her laptop was her bag - just chillin there. It poped back. Pretty jokes huh? Daddy reallys cares about the little things.
Jokes!
From: Myles Dhillon
Date: 2009/11/13
Subject: Brozefs
To:
Dope story, ill be as brief as possible without loosing the gnarleyness of how gnarley God is.
So i called one of Becs friends yesterday to see if she wanted to meet me at a market i was gonna go to - this was the first time i will have met or spoke to her and on the phone she told me she wasnt really up for going anywhere as she has lost her bag or rather she had her front door open and she thinks some cheeky indian came in an nicked it. Maybe the rubbish dude. Sucks hey.
So i was like hey that sucks ..... and shared a few stories with her about stuff id heard from bethel, like "I want my keys" and "I want my breifcase" ask someone if you dont know about these. Then i just took authority over her bag and claimed that everything was made in the Glory, so everything can go in and out of the Glory realm so i asked if God would disolve it into the Glory from wherever it was and 'pop' it back into reality. Like take it into the spirutal realm and then transport it and bring it back, i dunno what i prayed really but thats what i was thinking anyway.
So she calls me like 6 hours later and tells me that after we spoke she looked for her bag for like 2 hours with her house mate. Tis a big bag, i saw it today and her flat is small with not much stuff. She went into her room and put her computer on her bed and started listening to a sermon she lay down on her bed and basically when the talk had finished she lay and hung out with god for a bit and fell asleep, woke up. Bear in mind no one is in her house now and the front door is definatly locked since she is now parra about being robbed, she closed her laptop so it was flat and behind her laptop was her bag - just chillin there. It poped back. Pretty jokes huh? Daddy reallys cares about the little things.
Jokes!
Great story Christen!!! Awesome stuff!!!! Gotta love that faith - ".... i just took authority over her bag and claimed that everything was made in the Glory, so everything can go in and out of the Glory realm so i asked if God would disolve it into the Glory from wherever it was and 'pop' it back into reality" (!!!) erm... yes God it would be nice if you did just that! WOW. John Baw | Gibraltar | wildoxgib.com
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